Hailing from rural Missouri, Tooty Mae loves Jesus, Dolly Parton, and poop jokes, but the woman refuses to let go of the 90’s. 

Cashier at Woolley’s Shopping Basket, the local grocery store owned by her grandpa three times removed, Tooty spends her days stocking shelves and leaving lipstick on the cheeks of regular patrons. But at night, you might find Tooty dancing to a Vanilla Ice song, teaching a Bible Study at the Independent Pentecostal First Baptist Fundamental Free Will Church of Christ, or strengthening her glutes on the thigh master.

Tooty is single, but currently accepting applications for a husband. She likes long walks on the gravel bars of the Gasconade River, collecting Dolly Parton wigs on Ebay, and dancing to the Macarena.

 

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